| Waking Up |
[Oct. 21st, 2006|04:04 pm] |
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| | Goo Goo Dolls - Slide | ] | Genre: Humor/Romance Rating: Fiction Rated: T Summary: It took five days to figure it out.
Trials of newlyweds.
Monday Nature's call = robbing Neji away from his addictively soft warmth & an early apology.
Tuesday A deliciously warm muscular arm across her chest + Nature's call = Using Kawarimi with a Teddy bear to escape. It's not like she wanted to go, she had to.
Wednesday He didn't appreciate waking up to her Pooky bear. So, he blocked off all of her tenketsu. No chakra access + a possessive arm & a (sexy) leg draped over her body + Nature's call = utilizing his tickle spot. Who knew the Hyuuga boy wonder could giggle like a schoolgirl. A masculine school girl of course.
Thursday He still blocked her tenketsu even after she proposed the hypothetical situation of a late night attack, so he proved he was more than enough man to protect the both of them. Afterward he tied up her hands to protect his tickle spot. He still flinches when she calls it that. So, No chakra access + a well toned and a lean torso draped across her stomach + hand bondage + Nature's call = finding his other spot (the duping him out of getting some, because she really had to go.)
Friday Alas, we arrive at Friday. How did she figure it out?, you may wonder. Well Neji just would. not. stand. to loose his soft and fragrant pillow one more night. Especially not five nights in a row. Creative usage of his hi-ate limited her movement, her chakra was blocked, and appendages could not reach any of his spots anywhere. But she had to go. Any well trained kunoichi drank 15-20 glasses of water a day because a mission could come up at any second and hydration is key. Plus her and Neji's daily hotsmexing sparring matches would leave any woman dehydrated for mass amounts of time. Water was precious. Yet right now her bladder was not agreeing, and Neji is a spoiled little brat who wants what he wants to be where he wants it when he wants it, and he wanted Tenten to remain his impromptu pillow until the chirping of the first sparrow. So what ran through Tenten's mind as she stared up at the ceiling, humming the 'Dry, Dry Desert in Droughtland' song?
Inconvenienced!Tenten + spoiled-brat!Neji + Nature's call = Neji on the floor.
Yay gravity. |
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